'I DIDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO'

'I DIDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO' THEO MICHAEL JANUARY 31 2013

PRETEEN GALLERY IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ‘I DIDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO’, A SOLO EXHIBITION BY MEXICO CITY-BASED ARTIST THEO MICHAEL. A. MAGNETIC MISTAKES PHOSPHORIC CROSSWINDS AGAINST IDEAS CONCEPTS TACKY SUBJECTS INTELLECTUAL POVERTY OUTDATED FASHION EMBARRASSMENT AND BILLIONS OF TRILOBITES YETI CRAB PSYCHOANALYSIS NAUTILUS YOUTUBING GOOGLEMAPPING ARTHROPODS. COGNITIVE SUBMARINE: LAWRENCE WEINER SUCKS. ARTHROPOD IN YOUR WATER THE ONLY ANSWER YOU CANT SEE WELL I DON’T KNOW I WILL ACCEPT I ONLY DO THINGS I LEFT TWO QUESTIONS IN THE FRIDGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND AND YOKO ONO SUCKS. THE AFTER PARTY WAS CANCELLED PLANET WITHOUT LANGUAGE A FALSE SEMBLANCE OF THE REAL PLANET WITHOUT PIZZA A RIGHT SEMBLANCE OF THE UNREAL I AM NOT IMPOSSIBLE DIMENSIONS SYNTAX AND PERCEPTION I DON’T THINK OF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY CANCELLED PHYSICS PARALYMPIC FLAME SPOT THE NANOTUBE. B. I CANCELLED THE BEST CITY IS FULL OF PEOPLE THE FUCK WITH CONSISTENCY IT’S ONE IDEA IT’S NOT CONGRUENT A RIDICULOUS WORLD. IMPOSSIBILITY OF IDEAS INEVITABILITY OF STUPIDITY: ASK A MEMBER OF THE STAFF. RIGHT FAR LEFT EXTREME LEFT EXTREME RIGHT CENTRE EXTREME CENTRIST EXTREME ANARCHIST OR CONSERVATIVE FASCIST OR BOTH OR NONE: EXTREME TOP. THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, AMPHIPODS TIME, ARTHROPOD TRUTH ARTHROPODS ILLUSION, DELUSION. BILLIONS OF BARNACLES AND TEN THOUSAND TYPHOONS ECTOPLASM (SPOT THE NANOTUBE): EARTH GRAVITY AIRELECTROMAGNETISM WATER WEAK NUCLEAR FORCE FIRE STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE VISUAL UPGRADE JUST RECYCLING SOME JUNK AMPLIFIED. NOTHINGNESS, NOT MUCH JUST A BLOW-UP. INDECISIVE NIHILIST UTTER CONFUSION AND DIGITAL OBESITY. DAWN OF THE SATYR OUT OF THE COFFIN SMOKE MACHINE ASHTRAY; ROCK IN WOODEN STRUCTURE (DAMAGED) ZOMBIE HAND TEXTING (IN GLASS?) THE PLANET OF THE FOOLS NO ONE WILL KNOW FUCK THE INTERNET I’M GOING TO SPACE. - THEO MICHAEL LIVES AND WORKS IN MEXICO CITY. HE HAS EXHIBITED HIS WORK IN MARSEILLE, DÜSSELDORF, ATHENS, NEW YORK, MIAMI, LONDON, TORINO, BANGKOK, MEXICO CITY AND THESSALONIKI. SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY: "INTERNATIONAL DRAWING ANNUAL 6", MANIFEST PRESS; "EXHUMING THE HUMAN", MUTE; "PUBLIC SCREEN" CATALOG, CONTEMPORARY ART CENTRE OF THESSALONIKI AND "PART TIME PUNKS", DESTE FOUNDATION.